. This image pretty much sums up the life of the leisurologist: lonely and bored. Everyone that I know is having 'fun' at work with their colleagues. My profession, I'll tell you, is sheer hell. I don't think, quite honestly, that most of you could handle it. . It takes a special person to be a leisurologist. . Define special, Ian. . I'm not sure that I can. It's in the jeans.